News Flash

At approximately 6:35 pm on Thursday evening, eyewitnesses saw a fireball streaking across the sky just west of Las Vegas in the Red Rock Canyon area. I was in the area covering a local strawberry festival when I, too, saw the flaming object fall to earth. I ran to my car and rushed out to the area to be the first on the scene to cover the event.As I arrived in the Red Rock Park, life continued as normal, as I drove the 13 mile trek around to the back of the park. There were local rock climbers suspended from ropes, and tourists hauling out their picnic dinners settling in to watch the sunset. No one seemed to have seen the fireball, and if they did, they thought nothing of it. Always striving to bring you the best news coverage, I had managed to be the first to arrive on the scene. I jumped out of my car, camera and microphone in hand and stumbled my way through the scrub brush and large rocks, looking for the crash site. As I rounded a corner in the trail, I saw a tall blonde approaching me in a white biohazard suit. She appeared to be with a government agency, because she refused to let me get a look at what they had found, but her methods of distraction appeared to be of another world.When I managed to get around her and started on up the trail, she called my attention back and started to unzip her white jumpsuit revealing the most perfect round breasts I had ever seen. As she shimmied out of the suit, I came to get a closer look and continued to roll the tape. She turned around and bent over, dropping her pants, and my cock began to stiffen in my pants. What happened from there can only be described as heavenly. I asked if she was an angel or an alien, and after refusing to answer me, she dropped to her knees in front of me and proceeded to take my cock in her mouth. Her warm tongue and lips around me made me forget all about what I was supposed to be covering, and my eyes damn near rolled back in my head altogether. She stroked my cock with her hand and mouth like no other woman ever has and all control left me. I was suddenly blasting off a giant load of goo into her mouth. She showed me what I left in her mouth, then swallowed it and finally admitted the truth to me before disappearing on a beam of light. She said she was taking my sperm back to the mother ship for further testing.I knew it! She was an alien! Then I suddenly found myself in my car, heading back towards town, with only a faint memory of what had happened, and I was missing three hours.